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I've learned that regardless of how big a fish you catch, there is always a bigger one in the water...

Blatently stolen from another board.... A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many Kinds of boobs are there?' The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three Phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm. In Her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.' This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how Stolen from another board...My apolgies Many kinds of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through Three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and Hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'. 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration and it is used only once a year!

Thanks for this, I now understand much better what you were telling me when we were fishing together. (Not bad for an old guy!)

Ya, sure, rub my nose in it......(dude), looks like ya both had a good time!

A; GASP, white bucket!!!!

Ya' could'a told me yesterday, then I would have been jealous a whole day early. Looks like a good time was had by all!

If you fly into Hamilton, GCD, I can pick you up and drop you off. It is next door to my place.

We are not the ones that you should first report this to. Did you call the police?

I would not say that it is nature's cruel way, but rather the blessing of a superior good nature. My wife has taught me much about disabled individuals and the greatest lesson I have learned from her is that we are fortunate to have people like Stevie in our life.

A gallon of gas and a match should cure it

I drove over the Grand at Caledonia today and there were WHITECAPS! on the river.

Great!, I just picked up my hard drive which is pooched, and NOW I need a new keyboard.....Thanks for the laugh, I needed it!

Bite the bullet go to the wreckers and buy two more rims, and have matching winter tires put on.

I am thinking that the board should sponser me to go so that I can give us all an informed opinion.

Thank you for a wonderful read. I envy you having a steady fishing partner, as time goes on you will both become experts. If it is pike you want, check out Sask or NORTH ontario. WTG!

I guess no-one has one of these....

I own one of these, and YES it is a great reel!

Does anyone have experience with this drive train? Is it good, bad, or indifferent? Mid 80's vintage. It is in a starcraft 18 foot closed bow

The head has been done with a helicoil, the initial torque is complete, all that remains is to torque after temp.

Huh!???

Isn't it against regs to use baitfish from another body of water?

Roy wins the stuffed animal and my gratitude. Thanks!

Some time ago a posting was made of a web site that had all kinds of fishing shows on it. I have tried to search for the posting, but cannot find it. Does anyone have the link to send me? Thanks

Am I gonna have to pull out my measuring tape to settle this boys????

Thanks for all the advice, now the job is to "get 'er done"