I want coffee

[HTHM]

I was amused... 

[mamona]

That's hilarious

 

[Bly]

Thank you for that! Made me giggle 

[HTHM]

That was the intended effect. 

[woodenboater]

hahaha, need this relief. thanks !

[Old Ironmaker]

If you all could understand Italian it is even funnier, including me, I speak and understand enough to be dangerous. My aunt in Italy asked me one morning if I needed to take a shower I said " No thankyou I don't eat sweet stuff in the morning." Douce in English is bath, dolce in English is sweet.