My Windows is infected.

[paul_614]

I get the west jet one all the time, Had my cell provider block that number, now they use 2 different ones. I have told them to keep calling me at 10:30 at night and see how fast I press harrassment charges.

[Mister G]

I just ask them "what are you wearing and do you go both ways"......the silence is deafening and they hang up.

[spincast]

Still my all time favourite response to a telemarketer - PG rated.

 

http://youtu.be/-7OgWcwgB50

 

 

 

 

 

[GBW]

depends who's calling is how I reply... duct cleaners "my dad owns a duct cleaning company and if I use you he WILL kill me!" also works for all the others too. Scammers, yet to call me but I have a plan! If it was computer related I would say "great come over and fix it NOW as you must know who I am, what I look like and how to get her if you have all that other info!"

[chris.brock]

I just ask them "what are you wearing and do you go both ways"......the silence is deafening and they hang up.

 

Hahaha