rmarentette Posted October 28, 2012 Report Share Posted October 28, 2012 During his physical examination, a doctor asked a retired man about his physical activity level. The man said he spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors: "Well, yesterday afternoon was typical; I took a five hour walk about 7km through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through 2km of brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees. I ran away from a pissed off mother bear and then ran away from one angry bull Elk The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers and a tall glass of scotch" Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!" "No," the guy replied, "I'm just a really lousy golfer". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misfish Posted October 28, 2012 Report Share Posted October 28, 2012 Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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captpierre Posted October 28, 2012 Report Share Posted October 28, 2012 Golf. A 4 letter word IMHO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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