Tuesday Humour

[John Bacon]

I was at Canadian Tire earlier this evening. While checking out, the cute babe at the cash register said "Strip Down, Facing Me". It didn't dawn on me that she was talking about swiping my VISA card. The good news is, bail is not nearly as expensive as I assumed it would be, and I'm already out.

[kickingfrog]

Stealing that.

[mercman]

I just choked on a grape

[Twocoda]

[Rich Clemens]

Hand her the card and say "SHOW ME"

[fishindevil]