For Misfish

[bigugli]

A Newfie won a fishing boat in a raffle and tows it home. His wife looks

at him and says, "What in the name o' Lard Jasus are you gonna do with

dat, bye? We lives on a farm. There's nary a bit o' water within 75 miles o' 'ere."

He says, "Don't care. I won 'er and I'm gonna keep 'er."...

 

Several days later the Newfie's brother comes over to visit. He looks

out in the field behind the house and sees his brother sitting in a

fishing boat in the middle of the field with a fishing rod in his hand.

He stands at the edge of the field and yells out to him, "What the frig are you doin'?"

His brother calls back, "I'm fishin'. What the frig does it look like I'm a doin'?"

His brother yells back, "Lard tunderin' my son, it's people like you

that gives us Newfies a bad name, making everyone think we're stupid.

If'n I could swim, I'd come out there and kick you in the friggin arse."

[Twocoda]

ha ha ha.... i get it!!!! ....its a good thing the newfs cant swim or they would change the name of the province from Newfoundland to Oldrockweusetaliveon

 

Imagine the kaos if they do learn to swim and make it to the mainland

Edited April 4, 2012 by Twocoda

[davey buoy]

That's good,it's nice to know they can take a joke!!!!!

[Walleye'm Fishing]

[vinnimon]

That one is going float around the shop in the am

[misfish]

Tanks fer da laugh me bye.

 

Needed that after a day like today.

[mercman]

[jim]

Lord tunderin', I had to send it on. Still laughin'!!