WHY us Rednecks don't need no stinken fishing license

[Billy Bob]

A redneck with a bucket full of live fish was approached

by a game warden in Central Mississippi as he started to drive his

boat away from a lake.

 

The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing

license please?"

 

"Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of

them there papers. These here are my pet fish.""Pet fish??"

 

"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to

the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle,

they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."

 

"What a line of horse crap....you're under arrest."

 

The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment Man. I'll

show ya! We do this all the time!!"

 

"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"

 

The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and

waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"

 

"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.

 

The warden asked, "When are you going to call them back?"

 

"Call who back?"

 

"The FISH," replied the warden!

 

"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.

 

MORAL OF THE STORY:

 

We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't

as dumb as some government employees.

You can say what you want about the South, but you never

hear of anyone retiring and moving north.

[mercman]

Sheesh Bob, i thought i was gonna read your Autobiography in this thread

 

 

[Billy Bob]

Sheesh Bob, i thought i was gonna read your Autobiography in this thread

 

YEP....

[crossover]

old

[blaque]

old

 

So what?

 

Thanks for posting, I'd never seen that one before.

[skidoosafari]

yup heard this one before only it was a newfoundlander. still good for a laugh though.

[Lunker777]

hahahah Ive heard of plenty retiring to the North !

 

Still a good read though ! haha

[blaque]

North is where ill be headed when retirement comes. Although i may feel a little different about that in 25 years. Not like there will be any property available anyway lol

[Guest ThisPlaceSucks]

if you want to outsmart a government employee all you need to do is tell him it's time for coffee break and walk away.

[Billy Bob]

if you want to outsmart a government employee all you need to do is tell him it's time for coffee break and walk away.

 

"OK everyone, coffee break is over, everyone into lunch"....