Beans Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 1) Good: A Caledon OPP officer had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve year old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'. The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And years ago kids used to just sell lemonade!) 2) Better: A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Kingston , ON . An $80 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $80. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs. 3) Absolute Best: A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Ontario Provincial Policeman walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the OPP Ball.' He replied 'OPP don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishing n autograph Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Hahahahaha That was good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRT8 smoker craft Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Those kids will be millionairres LOL thanks for the laugh Beans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 An RCMP office pulled over a motorist for speeding just outside of Gander NFLD. While he was writing the ticket, he swatted away at his face."Darned mosquitoes" he said. "Nope...them's circle flies" said the Motorist. "What the heck are circle flies" asked the officer, looking confused. "They's little black flies that fly around a horses hind end, Sir" said the motorist with a sly smile. "Hey !!! Are you calling me a horses " said the officer with a frown. "No sir !!!!" Replied the motorist. "But ya can't fool them circle flies" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smally21 Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 great stuff - thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Bob Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 NICE.... :rofl2: ......this should be pinned for JOKE of the DAY.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tb4me Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 LOL thanks for the laugh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nofish4me Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_wLVCLPx0M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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