HTHM Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 Her wedding day was fast approaching and nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, the bride-to-be was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! The bride-to-be asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. ''Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,'' she replied. The bride-to-be told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.'' A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother. When they stopped for lunch, the bride-to-be asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it." Her mother just smiled and replied, ''of course I do, dear.....I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 pretty funny......in a bizzare sort of way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave524 Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 So what's the problem??? I've worn the same suit to every function requiring I get dressed up for the past 12 years, probably they'll stuff my corpse into when I croak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTHM Posted February 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 So what's the problem??? I've worn the same suit to every function requiring I get dressed up for the past 12 years, probably they'll stuff my corpse into when I croak I live with 4 females under one roof, trust me it is a BIG deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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