The PEI Bridge

[misfish]

A man on his Harley was riding across the Confederation Bridge when

suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said,

'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you

one wish.'

 

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Newfoundland i so I can

ride over anytime I want.'

 

God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous

challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the

bottom of the Atlantic and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do

it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a

little more time and think of something that could possibly help man kind.'

 

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God,

I wish that I , and all men, could understand women; I want to know

how they feel inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent

treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why

she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly

happy.

 

 

God replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

 

Hope that put a smile on yer face.

[Fisherman]

Good one...now what the hey are you doing up this early..shovelling snow..

[misfish]

At work 5am everday.

[Terry]

LOL

 

but you know if he got his wish

 

the ladies would just change their mind again and change their modus operandi just to keep us guessing

[mercman]

just 4 words to memorize, and we will no longer have problems with the women in our lives.They are

 

oh...ya......right.....sorry.

They can be used in any endless combinations.

example:

honey, did you forget to pick up the kids at school again???

 

answer

 

Oh Ya!!!! Right....Sorry