DRIFTER_016 Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says......... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk." "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. " With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon .. every imaginable kind of cured pork. "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree." "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget." "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree." And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath, "Pepe.. go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!" "Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? " "Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees Ees Ees Ees Ees a ham bush...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solopaddler Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Twocoda Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 ahhhh for fork sakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctranter Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 I am thoroughly disappointed. Now all I can think about is decorating the tree with bacon. Why didn't anyone think of this sooner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigugli Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 After reading this all I can visualize is this old BBC April Fool's gag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twocoda Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 After reading this all I can visualize is this old BBC April Fool's gag. you exposed it as a gag ...but i was thinking ...what the hell...i didnt know spegetti grew on trees...lmao.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt bruce Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Coffee snot all the place , lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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