todays funny 11-23-10

[skeeter]

<>A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.

 

Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.

 

When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:

 

'Well, that's great...that's just great...Some has got my pen!'

[Dave Bailey]

[corvette1]

thats a good one

[mercman]

ANYONE KNOW THE DIFF BETWEEN AN ORAL AND A RECTAL THERMOMETER???

[Terry]

if it's red..it's for the head

if it's blue.....poo.........

[mercman]

if it's red..it's for the head

if it's blue.....poo.........

 

Good one. Never thought od that, but no, its the taste

[skeeter]

and you know this how, mercman???

[mercman]

and you know this how, mercman???

 

you're just gonna have to trust me on this one skeet.