Billy Bob and the Deere

[HTHM]

Saw this somewhere else and thought it was too good not to share....

 

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when through a gap in the door he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere. Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move and lets his overalls fall down to his hips revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his stained tee shirt underneath. With a final flourish he tears the tee shirt from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

 

Having seen enough Cletus rushes in and says "what the heck are you doing Billy Bob."

 

"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob, "but me and the Ole lady been having trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."

[misfish]

You seen it here.

[HTHM]

You seen it here.

Well then I guess the joke is on me.

[blaque]

BillyBob (he is a member here ya know) is going to be awefully sore you revealed this to the whole forum

[Pigeontroller]

Now thats bad...

[mercman]

tried this the other day. the door in my garden shed blew closed and locked and the wife had to rescue me.wondered why i was in my boxers in the shed. i forgot the punch line of the joke so now she thinks im a prevert........