Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...

[misfish]

And here we go...

 

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

 

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

 

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

 

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

 

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

 

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

 

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

 

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

 

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

 

 

And the Number One reason

Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

 

 

 

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun

[Tarzan's Jane]

Awwww Geeezzz Brian.....are you fighting with your wife again.

[misfish]

Awwww Geeezzz Brian.....are you fighting with your wife again.

 

 

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun

[Tarzan's Jane]

Oh just start making her breakfast...you know you are whipped!

[smally21]

i'd never let one of my buddies strip down my smith and wesson.

[wallyboss]

Number 10 is wrong. It's change an old 44 for 2 22's

[Fisherman]

Brian ...step away from the gun, it's made of iron and you know about magnetics...might stick to your head..

[BUSTER]

Brian ...step away from the gun, it's made of iron and you know about magnetics...might stick to your head..

[canuckjack]

The Mrs. says this isn't funny at all

[Fisherman]

The Mrs. says this isn't funny at all

Why, did you try threading her for the silencer...