Tarzan's Jane Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine." Bartender, "what about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." Pirate, "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now." Bartender, "Well, OK, but what about that hook?. What happened to your hand?" Pirate, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook...I'm fine, really." Bartender, "What about that eye patch?" Pirate, "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of sea-gulls flew over. I looked up,,,,and one of them crapped in my eye." "You're kidding," said the bartender, "you lost an eye just from bird crap?" Pirate, "It was my first day with the hook". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bassman87 Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 lol thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pikehunter Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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