hookerdown Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 A Newfie was stopped by a game warden recently with two ice chests Full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those fish?' 'Naw, sir', replied the Newfie. 'I ain't got none of dem dere Licenses. I don't need one. You must understand, by, dese here is My pet fish.' 'Pet fish?' 'Yeah. Dat's de trut' bye. Every night, I take dese fish down to de Cove and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Den, when I whistles, dey jump right back into dese here ice chests and I takes 'em home.' 'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.' The Newfie looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's de Trut Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.' 'O.K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!' The Newfie stood on a rock and poured the fish into the cove. Then he stood and looked out to sea. After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?' 'Well, what?', says the Newf. The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?' 'Call who back?' 'The FISH', replied the warden! 'What fish?', replied the Newfie. Moral of the story: Newfies may not be as smart as some city slickers on De mainland but by the lard tundering jaysus we ain't as dumb as some Government employees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish-miester Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 haha thats funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoty Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 LOOOOOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdelongchamp Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBW Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 nice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC1OZ Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 lord tunderin jesus! that's a hoot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tb4me Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 good one! No doubt OOS fish too..lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbuck Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 LAAARDDD TUNDERIN JEEEEZUSSS BYE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish_d00d Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Man, that's good... hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusky Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Gooddd laugh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattones Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 thats good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutchy Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Thats not bad at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mykester Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 olololol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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