thursday funny

[skeeter]

The Knob

 

 

 

If this doesn't make you laugh, you're dead!!!!

 

A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and

could be turned to tighten up her skin and

produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.'

 

Over the course of the years, the

woman tightened the knob,

and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

 

After fifteen years, the

woman returned to the surgeon with

two problems.

 

'All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn

the knob many times and

I've always loved the results. But now

I've developed two annoying problems: Firstly, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.'

 

The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.'

 

She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point

in asking about the goatee.'

[Roy]

So are you having yours removed Dann?

[skeeter]

got my appointment booked for the second tuesday of next week, Roy.

 

~~~~~~~~~~LOL~~~~~~~~~~~~

[GBW]

and here I thought this was funny to see as I was reading a post...

[Muskieman]

:rofl2:

 

RFS

[Swan_Dive]

Great way to start the day! Thanks for the laugh

[Headhunter]

I bet your nose grows Skeeter!

HH