Headhunter Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK SO....last night I'm at Walmart picking up a couple of things I need: a jug of milk, a dozen eggs, a frozen pizza, a block of cheddar, a can of coffee, and a package of bacon. As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk man standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?' The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.' Never question a drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tschirk Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 That's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunker777 Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Yea I definitely wasn't expecting that as the ending ! hahah Great story ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeytier Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 LOL Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattones Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 owned. lol Thats a good one. Didnt see it coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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