silveradosheriff Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken guy swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. So, I asked my wife, 'Do you know him?' 'Yes,' she sighed, 'He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' I said 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headhunter Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Thanks for that... I've been getting some mileage out of that one here at work. HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reef Runner Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Last night came home from work, exhausted, and the wife says she wants to go out somewhere expensive..... So I took her to the gas station. ....And that's when the fight started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tibbs Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zubris21 Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 well said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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