Back to the dog house I go. NF or Hockey

[silveradosheriff]

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken guy swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

 

So, I asked my wife, 'Do you know him?'

 

'Yes,' she sighed, 'He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'

 

'My God!' I said 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

[Roy]

[Headhunter]

Thanks for that... I've been getting some mileage out of that one here at work.

HH

[Reef Runner]

Last night came home from work, exhausted, and the wife says she wants to go out somewhere expensive.....

 

 

 

So I took her to the gas station.

 

....And that's when the fight started.

[tibbs]

:lol:

[misfish]

[Zubris21]

well said!