oldphart Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women, who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore -- under fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done, you will have a place to live. Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found? A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt .' Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant. Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly-----wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses Q: What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out. Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car. Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem; retrieving it is a problem. Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads. Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores? A: 'Gosh, I remember these.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clampet Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 I see your reasoning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlowPoke Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Q: What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out. If you're wearing a bra I'd say that's something you and Glen DON'T have in common. But, if it makes you happy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misfish Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 If you're wearing a bra I'd say that's something you and Glen DON'T have in common. But, if it makes you happy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danbo Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 I agree old smelly one, these young" wipper-snappers" got a lot to learn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwl Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 those are pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packrat Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Those are hilarious Over to you Dawg (cant wait to read the snappy repartee) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greencoachdog Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 (edited) If you're wearing a bra I'd say that's something you and Glen DON'T have in common. But, if it makes you happy... It's true!!! OldFart wears a bra!!! Saw Slug helping him into it... or out of it... at the Minnow Motel last November. I didn't stick around to see if it was in or out, it was definately not something I want to see again!!! Y'all keep your door closed next time ya Ol' Stinker!!! Best description of OldFart I've ever heard: Edited June 12, 2008 by Greencoachdog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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