tapout Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 (edited) Hey everyone. well I have had a bit of time on my hands. Sorry I wasn't a whizz in english class back in high school. hope I don't bore anyone. 'Twas the Night before Opener' Twas the night before opener, when all through the land Not a 'fish' was swimming, not even a 'salmon'. The rods were placed by the 'lowerunit' with care, In hopes that St 'nick' soon would bring beer. The 'tip-up' was nestled, in the 'bigun' 'taklebox', While 'lew' dreamed of 'muskiesnlakers' swimming under the docks. And 'joey' in her nighty, and 'tybo' puffin' the pipe, We won't mention what they did on this long winter’s night. When out in the night, someone did yell, And startled 'roy'awake, and out of the bed he sure fell. He stumbled to the window, half asleep and half drunk, And heard 'misfish' say, that his 'fishfinder' was junk. The roads were filling with nearly 2 ft of snow, As 'Roy' the 'Fisher' wondered if fishing they would be able to go. When, what to his wondering eyes should appear, But St.'nick' in a 'bigchev4x4' with the back full of beer. A little old driver, his hair all frizzy, was honking for 'roy', who was now feeling dizzy. "Hurry Hurry" the OFC gang has came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name! "Now 'big cliff'! now, 'irishfield'! now, 'graftongal' and 'taper', On, 'T.J'! On, 'spiel'! on, 'pigeonfisher' and 'caper'! In the back! Grab on! don't forget to 'holdfast' Someone get 'roy', we need be 'haulinbass'. The tires spun, making the snow fly, When they meet with an obstacle, slid 'round in a slide. Up to the stop sign, around the corner they went, with a truck full of ofncers with beers to be drunk. So once the opener gets here, be sure to post, Of all the ones that got away, and of who caught the most, Of walleyes,and whitefish, and perch and 'laketrout', You'll have a great time,once you can get out. Merry Christmas all and have a safe holidays. Cheers, Tony. Edited December 30, 2006 by tapout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike the Pike Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Tony that was great I really enjoyed that.How many beers did it take to write all this poetry.Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motv8tr Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Very Good Maureen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiel Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Hahaha, that was great Tony Now how long did that take you? Cheers. Joey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lew Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 While 'lew' dreamed of 'muskiesnlakers' Thanks tapout, that's some funny stuff, but I think "muskiesnlakers" may get the wrong idea if he reads that I'm dreaming of him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Not that there's anything wrong with that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovetofish Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 LOL! very funny stuff. Thanks for sharing. Lovetofish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irishfield Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Great stuff Tony! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tapout Posted December 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 hey all, well glad you liked my "alternative" words. lol. Mike the pike, there wasn't one beer involved in the creation of this master piece. Refer to the reference to Tybo and you'll get what was involved, hopefully. lol. Joey, it took me about 2 or 3 hours to come up with it all together. A few "smoke" breaks here and there and then Voila!......interesting there hasn't been a comment from Roy. Hmmmmm...wonder if hes put me on the "people he hates list" now?...I could be the newest addition. Tony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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