Monday afternoon humour!

[Headhunter]

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new BMW convertible out

of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph,

enjoying the wind blowing through his sparse hair.

 

Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even

more.

 

But, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the State Trooper behind him,

blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then

110, then 120.

 

Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this,' and

pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival.

 

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the BMW, looked at his

watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If

you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll

let you go.

 

The old gentleman paused. Then said, 'Three years ago, my wife ran off

with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.'

 

 

Have a good day, Sir,' replied the trooper.

HH

[Stoty]

*noted for next time I get pulled over!

[Joey]

Hahahahaha, good one Joe

 

Joey

[silveradosheriff]

LOL!

[danbouck]

[huntervasili]

Thanks for that Joe!