OhioFisherman Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Hahaha, great advice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 words to live by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whopper Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 I do my best Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickNblock Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 I do my best Paul Cheers Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnF Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****. So how come they call it "getting s--tfaced" when we drink too much alcohol? JF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbayboy Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Sheesh, todays just turning into a 'poop' day. First this post and then this one is on the Digg front pages: Five things I didn't know about 'poop' Maybe I'll skip the burrito and go straight to the tequila for lunch today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GbayGiant Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Good advice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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