Friday Funny

[snag]

Why men are never published in Dear Abby

 

 

 

 

Dear Abby,

 

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

 

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

 

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

 

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

 

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

 

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

If I do the repairs myself, will I void the warranty?

Where can I find OEM parts locally?

 

Thanks,

 

Worried in Colorado

Edited December 15, 2006 by snag

[Rich Clemens]

Perfectly legitimate question I would think.

[Bly]

ROFL!!! Thanks Snag

 

bly

[kemper]

sounds about right to me...

[ccmtcanada]

This is a serious problem....he should do everything to fix that Harley!!! Jeez...good thing his wife was able to help point that out...she's an angel.

[brickNblock]

snag,

heard that before once...........

Hilarious Bud...freaking hilarious..

its just as good today.

[Pinch]

very good one.

 

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10. LASTS FROM DAWN TILL DUSK

9. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SECRET HOLE

8. ALLOWED SEVERAL FISH DAILY

7. CAN CHOOSE THE LENGTH OF YOUR ROD

6. CAN FISH ANY TIME OF THE MONTH

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2. YOU CAN ALWAYS THROW IT BACK

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[fishindevil]

lolo...lol thats very funny...lol...lol

[Clampet]

 

Is this something I can fix myself ...?

 

 

I'll give Mr Drysdale a call.