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Five Canadian Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to

operate on.

 

The first, an Ontario surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my

Operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is

Numbered."

 

The second, a Quebec surgeon responds, "Yeah, but you should try

electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

 

The third a B.C. surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are

the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

 

The fourth, an Alberta surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like

auto mechanics...those guys always understand when you have a few parts

left over.

 

But the fifth, a Newfoundland surgeon shut them all up when he

observed:” You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate

on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and

the head and the ass are interchangeable

 

 

What you guys think? lol

 

Tony

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