Hookset Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 I want to live my next life backwards! You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat. Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks. When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work. So then, you go to high school: play sports,date,drink, and party. As you get even younger, you become a kid again! . You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities. In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy. You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap. Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm. Priceless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 That's a keeper, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ketchenany Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 George Carlin was the man responsible for this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishindevil Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Mn what people wouldnt pay to have that again !!!!!LOL..LOL...LOL.... thanks for the laugh...its a good one,and its true life is lived backwards ...you spend your whole life learning ,and getting smarter,and by the time late in your life,you know everything...you are in too bad of shape and to old to do anything about it.....LOL..LOL..LOL. true or what ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gussser Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Ya start out wettin & poopin, slobberin etc, Ya end up the same way. Is that the circle of life???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 You left out the part where you are 16 and have a ton of money from a lifetime of hard work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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