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Living Life Backwards


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I want to live my next life backwards!

 

You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.

 

Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

 

When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend

several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.

 

When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

 

You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon

you're too young to work.

 

So then, you go to high school: play sports,date,drink, and party.

 

As you get even younger, you become a kid again! .

 

You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.

 

In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves

ragged keeping you happy.

 

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like

conditions: central heating, room service on tap.

 

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

 

Priceless!

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Mn what people wouldnt pay to have that again !!!!!LOL..LOL...LOL.... thanks for the laugh...its a good one,and its true life is lived backwards ...you spend your whole life learning ,and getting smarter,and by the time late in your life,you know everything...you are in too bad of shape and to old to do anything about it.....LOL..LOL..LOL. true or what ???? :thumbsup_anim::clapping:

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