Garyv Posted October 17, 2007 Report Posted October 17, 2007 A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu . * Tourist: $5 * Broiled Missionary: $10.00 * Fried Explorer: $15.00 * Baked Liberal or Grilled Conservative: $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politician?' The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shiet, it takes all morning."
ecmilley Posted October 17, 2007 Report Posted October 17, 2007 good one, i have to avoid the liberal weiners as they give me indigestion
keram Posted October 17, 2007 Report Posted October 17, 2007 Good one How did they manage to lure any politician in to the jungle??
HTHM Posted October 17, 2007 Report Posted October 17, 2007 Good one How did they manage to lure any politician in to the jungle?? They told them that the trees are like their constituents - kept in the dark and unable to say anything to make changes
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