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Now That the Elections Over

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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by

a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu .

 

* Tourist: $5

* Broiled Missionary: $10.00

* Fried Explorer: $15.00

* Baked Liberal or Grilled Conservative: $100.00

 

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the

 

Politician?'

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shiet, it takes

 

all morning."

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Good one :thumbsup_anim::thumbsup_anim: How did they manage to lure any politician in to the jungle?? :dunno::worthy:

They told them that the trees are like their constituents - kept in the dark and unable to say anything to make changes

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