Bob was in trouble.
> He forgot his wedding anniversary.
> His wife was really angry.
>
> She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway
> that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE
> THERE!!'
>
> The next morning Bob got up early and left for work.
>
> When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there
> was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
>
> Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and
> brought the box back in the house.
>
> She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
>
> Bob has been missing since Friday.
>