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Should've stuck with their electrics and hybrids. Those dumb

FLOATERS ARE HARD TO FLUSH 'DAWG. Uh, hope that helps. Sorry for the quickie reply, See you in a week.month!

Looks like tomato to me??

Time warp! Does it take a year to build a rink? Is this union?

Will do. Repeat.

Should've sent her in a different direction!

Great shot! Both look healthy. O.k. one looks hurtin'

Walleye

Thanks Clamp, though I'm not sure they'd want my content! I'm drying up! Lurkers have honey holes! Let's turn that handle on your face into SMILE! Takes one to know one! Your avatar make me howl! Yeah, he's a slob. Drinking problem, you know...dead guys!!! I'm glad you like my resume! Let's go fishing Cliff, somewhere.. secluded............. Great avatar, are you from Holland?.

Thanks all, I'm in Florida on business right now. No time to fish unfortunately! I'll reply to y'all below. Cheers!

Almost missed this one Lew! Had me head up me bottom. I can be your camera guy you know. I can be your net guy too. When your memory fades, a zillion musky pics will help put the pieces back together! Great shots

Well Limey, I'm envious too! Is it reaaaally called Burrr lake? Your cat has already developed a beer gut! LOL! Thanks!

Cheers MF, Just call me if you have nightmares man! "Just follow your nose, it always knows" Embrace your darkside Anton. Thanks Dude, I'm not joking, The rockbass part, He's comin'!!!

Yes, you've told me, over and over!!! WOW, Better than god? Thanks Erik, The Keith thing was to easy but dang! He's ugly! My dad played Goats head soup a lot. Never saw that original cover. Cool. Nooo Patrick, Just don't get in Deaths way or touch him and you'll be o.k.

I've eaten dog when I was in Vietnam. I got accustomed to it Not bad. Anything ground up with garlic is palatable. Anything.....

Whole lotta fishies Folks! Those cats still look freaky. I have a feeling splenda will be in A LOT more pics next season. Cheers!

I was actually preparing a luch shot with death eating some Salmon Mousse out of the beely of a salmon! But the smell.......... With I could've found a dead shark! Good to hang with you dood

Unfortunately, we will meet again. Good to see you out there. I've got your rod. He's all thumbs Losers couldn't describe them better! No Way if, I'd rather get a frenchy from death than shovel up there!

O.k. I'm not superstitious. But on the drive home the other day, I see this: A dark black funnel cloud forming over my house Then I see this: It was a little disconcerting. Next day, I look out my window and I don't like the ominous shadow on my wall. It's DEATH! oh crap! He's soul trolling and I'm the catch of the day! I politely ask him to leave while I stay safe behind my door. I know Death cannot have your soul if you do not invite him in. DOH! Now I'm screwed. O.k. I was weak, So we strike up a deal, I'll take him to all my honey holes for a Multi-species, multi-spectacular day of fishing and he'll spare my soul. Deal! and into the car we go. This dude is a talker. He's goes on and on while we're driving. "I've fished the River of Styx, Love canal, Dead Sea, Hamilton Harbour....Blah, blah, blah......" Couldn't wait to get to our spot so he'd shut up. So we get to our honey hole and a couple local losers are crowding us out. I tell Dr.D that we should split. D says,"Hold on mortal" Anyhoo, D waves his hand and harvests there souls! We get our spot back again! Man this dude ROCKS! D gets his line in the water pronto He's a little anxious because he's not catching any, so he's chain smoking. I tell him he should cut back on the smokes 'cause they'll kill you. He looks at me blankly. Then suddenly, Bass On! Man this thing went nuts! Then it didn't move so much. I'm like," DUDE WHAT THE HECK??" Wellllll, Turns out that one little detail Dr.Death didn't care to share was that, EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES DIES! So much for catch and release, LOL Oh well, I figure I've fished with some real freaks before. I can handle his quirks. Then suddenly, Pike on! Feisty, scrappy and mad A little docile now as D tries to hand-land him. Doofus. Like, 2 seconds later, another one slams his chartreuse HJ Nice One. We forgot our tape so D puts it beside the rod for sizing and the release shot. (She was hooked deep and I worry about her survival) The action slows so we move on. Ran into DSN lakeside, He turned death onto carping. Nice fight here. Seemed to lose a little weight pre-release? We hit a local river and run into a local angler who's furious about fishing. The rockbass were jumping at anything. Of course buddy had to hold it himself. Look out Rich, you're next..... Salmon were jumping too! Buuuuuuuut not for long. Impressive teeth. We even ran into CCMT/Cliff at the mouth of the river. He has a fish on, looks over and sees death, liquidates warmth into his waders, drops his rod and runs, screaming. Like a baby. Dr.D pics up the rod and takes over the fight. He's a man of action. As you can see, pink worm was the ticket. Brilliant chrome. I tell death that perhaps he would not frighten people if he could take a human form. He looks weepy Then he tells me he has a human form! I say, "What? Why don't you use it, moron!!" He says it's not much of an improvement. I agree, But I still ask for an autograph. I'm dying for spring to come. Cheers, S.

Wow, That's impressive, Inspiring me to get out and try those rivers. Congrats!

Good luck buddy, Your sense of humour is still strong, which will boost your immune system. Take care, Grant

Um, Try Tuesday Sorry man

Interesting Rich, I never fish for carp but that tied corn looks like it would reduce the Gobie attacks. Might have to drag my neice and nephews out to give that a try. Thanks

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Gasp, Choke!!! Gotta be toast now!! That's just freaky. Personally, I think it was a zombie pike. Great report!!