AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 28 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "TWENTY EIGHT YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 19-YEAR-OLD GIRL".
NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, $35,000.00 TRUCK, an AIRPLANE, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TVs, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 47-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 19 -YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES.