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Terry

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  1. GST if they feel like charging you sometimes canada post lets it slide
  2. yeah that's what I said too it was done by Jeff buckley
  3. I have seen that one before, was it recorded from the tv show? over the years, he sure has changed the words to the song...... it may be the most recorded modern song in the world but it took shrek, to make it popular again
  4. ok how many here rode to school on the short bus??
  5. what station was it on I will look for it... dang I would like to have seen it
  6. Hallelujah, wish I saw him last night
  7. yup they don't need paper work on the boat and motor but there should be for the trailer
  8. Heard that too...LOL it's the great lakes, they control the weather in the area and hold the jet stream in place smack over top of us .....
  9. here are pictures of all the ones I caught
  10. AUTO-EROTIC DEATH ...now that is not the way you want people to find you when you die....oh well he's a stiff now
  11. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane". Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead. Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and bull on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the crap out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't screw with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
  12. I put no man above another well except Chuck Norris who in lone wolf Mcquade kicked Carradines butt
  13. and now lets see what they really do with the money and power to do something
  14. When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors. Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire. Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty ultiple people have died from Chuck Norris giving them the finger. Chuck Norris once tried to wear glasses. The result was him seeing around the world to the point where he was looking at the back of his own head. Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.
  15. Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is. Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth.
  16. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take ...crap.. from anybody. A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a Indian. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  17. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
  18. looks like a good day of fishing I am guessing it was too cold for Marc to wear his kilt
  19. so maybe it is coming back all the time I fished it, the trail just ran into the water and that's where you back the trailer in most times the truck was in the water so far I would have to walk in the water to get out of the truck
  20. unless in the last few years muskie have been stocked I would say no but I guess it is possible that some small muskie that lived and a grown up somewhat......... it has been a while for me
  21. lake simcoe how has a weather buoy up and runnning, so you can now get up to minute report check out here and here http://www.weatheroffice.gc.ca/marine/weat...stationID=45151 http://www.wunderground.com/MAR/buoy/45151.html
  22. used to be big muskie many of the fishing shows filmed muskie shows there, I am pretty sure I saw the same muskie on most of their shows and I think I caught every muskie in there at least 5 times .. it is very small it is just a flooded gravel pit and some years ago a group of guys fished it every weekend for a whole summer and kept everything they caught I saw stringers of muskie hanging off the side of their boat it was never the same again last time I was there, there were only a few bass and a few perch... have not fished it in many years
  23. yup, I was thinking old school you can buy different chips for trucks that can change the hp , so why not
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