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hammercarp

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  1. Steve Don't you mean Holy Carp!
  2. And here's a map courtesy of the RBG. http://www.rbg.ca/pdf/rbgmap.PDF Just follow the dotted line.
  3. These guys have given you some great baits to use for carp and I hope their answers help you out. The effectiveness of any of these baits is greatly enhanced if you fish them using the hair rig. Here is a link to a page that shows how to tie it. It is simple once you tie a couple. http://www.pleasurefishing.com/html/hairrigs.htm Good luck. If you get any Grand River carp please post them.
  4. Troutboy, PM sent.
  5. Vinnimon. Was it in the mouth of the creek?
  6. The Last Nickel A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts Slapping him on the back.. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue Business suit is sitting at a coffee bar Reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her Coffee cup down, Neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the Counter, Gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the Restaurant. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the Boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat At the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the Father Rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've Never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? 'No,' the woman replied. I'm with Revenue Canada ..'
  7. Wow! That is a cool mirror JPD. Thanks
  8. That was great. Thank you.
  9. Just thought I'd bump this up. Lots of water flushing out the system now. With the coming warm weather Cootes will warm quickly and that warm water will flow into the harbour. This will bring the carp to the mouth of the canal. Should be a good turn out and a great way to meet other carp anglers, discuss carp tactics and have some fun.
  10. In Switzerland, their states or provinces are called cantons. This happened in the canton of Zurich. They are very independent. In one of them women did not get the vote until the 70's or 80's. They come up with all kinds of weird laws because of their political set up.
  11. hammercarp

    Deer

    Great pictures! Thank you.
  12. Those hoover craft are unbelievably noisey.You can hear them miles away on a lake. They're absolutely great at ruining a nice quiet morning. They are as annoying as seadoos while putting out ear bleeding decibels.
  13. Wow attemped rape by a goose. That's what it was up to.
  14. A while ago I read that the eastern coyote inherited a much heavier jaw structure from it's eastern wolf ancesters. This makes them able to kill deer and makes them a lot more dangerous. I think the link to that was from this forum.
  15. No, only to wipe their behinds with them.
  16. I got called once quite a few years ago. I did not get chosen for a trial. We spent a day and a half waitng while a minor legal point was made in in an upcoming civil case involving a small amount of money. The judge called all 150 of us into the court room and pointed out to the lawyers that their silliness had wasted the time of all these people. One good thing, I met a guy. He was a little old man. His head barely came to my shoulders. Turns out he was a commando during WWII. These were British forces that raided across the channel in order to harrass the Germans during some pretty uncertain times for the Allies. I think of that guy every once in a while.
  17. Uglyfish The point is no one really gives a rats behind for a concise analysis of the game. I don't anyway. I just want to enjoy it. Man that was a buzzkiller of a post.
  18. I agree. "Long may you run" was perfect.
  19. And a big WTG! to Vancouver. The rainiest place in Canada gave us our time in the sun!
  20. WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO! and a YEEEEE HAAAA to boot!
  21. All I can say is: GO CANADA GO!
  22. I agree 100% with all that is said here. Rick, well said indeed! This Olympics is a cornerstone event in Canadian history and culture. I am very proud of my fellow Canadians.
  23. Here's the thing about that swim (spot). The water flowing through there is from Cootes Paradise marsh. It is very shallow and once the ice goes it can warm up fast. It will the supply warmer water to the harbour which attracts fish. We caught carp there last year at that time.
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