SlowPoke

"...crazy like a fox"

You sure that's the seat slamming or is it the sound of a butt puckering when it hits cold porcelain?

Rick who?

For those that haven't had Cliff on board; he's used to being threatened - thus the float suit... even in August. Congrat's on the PB Cliff! -Brian

Forecast is calling for 20 knots E by 5PM. I wouldn't go out for the sake of a boat ride.

Where? What kind of boat?

Oh man.... I'm embarrassed for her.

Don't let them sneak up on you.... Listen close for weazing and the distinct odor of menthol cigarettes and Channel #5

You have a Tom Tom? I have a Wife Wife that tells me where to go. -Brian

That's unsafe.... always Always ALWAYS check your drain plug before launching!

Nice looking 'ski Dax, great spots! I'm sorry to hear that was your only fish for the weekend but at least you got one. Saturday's weather was better than I expected. How was Sunday? -Brian

Great report Cliff, I felt like I was there! One thing you didn't mention that I thought was funny.... As we went past the hunters one of the guys asked if we had any luck to which I replied "No fish but we have seven ducks in the livewell". Another great outing with you guys and look forward to the next. You behaved marvelously Cliff, next time we'll use hooks. -Brian

Great report Mike! I'm looking forward to hooking up with you guys in a couple weeks. Hopefully we can find some biggun's that are a little more photogenic! -Brian

Great video Evan! I loved the part fishing the pond and you catch a glove...that ranks slightly lower than an old boot! Better luck next year. -Brian

Great report Roger! I'd like to get a taste of tournament fishing some day but I think I would start off a little smaller than the Simcoe Open! How about a CTTS tour stop on LV in May? Count me in. -Brian

I drive over 200,000 km's/year for the last 20 years. I'm not saying that I am the authority on driving but just to suggest that I've had the opportunity to observe a lot of drivers over a long period of time. In that time we've seen vast advancements in technology, vehicle design, road construction and traffic volume. The only thing that hasn't changed is poor driving habits. For example, when your Daddy taught you how to drive and said "stay in the middle lane on the highway because you can have to option of going left or right to avoid something" - he was wrong. I can't quantify the number of drivers I've seen on the phone or using GPS over the years but I will say that overwhelming majority of them are driving just fine. The problem drivers are; simply oblivious to what is happening around them or inconsiderate (aggressive, over-confident, under-smart). With that said, if you are talking on your cell phone, texting your spouse, surfing OFC, pouring coffee or curling your hair - have it at it! Just know your limits, be aware of your surroundings and be predictable by maintaining your speed and signaling your intentions. Those that act within their abilities don't require a law to tell them to do so. All in favour of this law should have a bumper sticker so I know to stay the hell away from them. -Brian

Can you paint one on my boat please - it hasn't seen a muskie in three weeks Skunked on LSC today. Dan, good job putting Mike on the Walleye - he's earned it! -Brian

I've held back my secret weapon... let's just say it ryhmes with "Fay Wray Ballmanslinger" Shhhh Joey!!! What happens at Lakair, stays at Lakair!

CNN, Fox, MSNBC - they're all talking about Joe Daplumma and what he thinks about the US election candidates. I've met Joe on a couple occasions - sure, he's a nice guy, pretty smart, good with the goats etc. but it's getting out of hand!

This isn't a laughing matter Joe...

They don't usually sneak up on you... generally you can hear them cackling and weazing as they move in for the kill. This unsuspecting young fella wasn't so lucky. Distracted by the loud music, the cougar was allowed to move in close.

Great report Gov but the really good fishing has just started! Don't put the long rods away just yet! -Brian

The Great Lakes chip has Erie, Huron, Superior, Simcoe, St. Clair, Michigan, G-Bay etc but not Lake Ontario. For Lake Ontario you have to upgrade the the "Greatest Lake" chip.

Your wording was fine Pete - I didn't think you were pimping! I'd like to help out but I don't have an old unit to offer. If you don't get a used unit donated, I'd be happy to contribute or even spearhead a fundraising drive for a new one. Anyone that fishes Lake Ontario has benefitted or knows someone who has benefitted from TOWARF. Keep us informed! -Brian

I would happily donate MONEY to the cause to put towards a new unit. TOWARF works in conjunction with the Coastgaurd to save our sorry butts on Lake Ontario, it's the least I could do! If a handfull of us chipped in a few bucks, it wouldn't take long to get a new GPS. A challange to all the Lake O trollers!