My pardner at work, who hails from the Rock sent me this...
An Australian, an Irishman and a Newfie are in a
bar. They're staring
at another man, suddenly the Irishman says, "It's Jesus!"
Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him
over a
pint Of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a bottle of Molson Canadian.
Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the
pints slowly, one after another.
After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.
He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for
the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement,
My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"
Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he
lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back
I've
had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."
Jesus then approaches the Newfie who knocks over a chair and a table in
trying to get away from the Son of God.
What's wrong my son?" asked Jesus. The Newfie shouts, "Frig off, I'm
on workers compensation."