When/if you get pulled over by MNR or the police in your boat (like I was on Sunday here on the river), always answer yes sir to the safety questions
Do you have life jackets-----> yessir
Do you have oars ----> yessir
etc.....etc....
I was asked to produce a flashlight so I showed him my little Muskol LED flashlight (I got it as a promotional item when I bought a can of Muskol spray)
He asked me if it was waterproof and I replied "yessir" as I looked him straight in the eye....Hell, I didn't know whether it was water proof or not but I sure wasn't going to give him a "I dunno or no answer"!!!! As soon as they went on their merry way my buddy grabs my flashlight and takes it apart only to find that the batteries are completely rusted...
"YESSIR"