lol this law may get the old man the up and go to get his hunting license once again. Hes always dreamt of heading out to one of the millions of rocks that these greasy buggers congregate on and just peppering em with pellets. He thinks he could hit 6 birds with one shot lol.
Honest question though, what the hell do you do with the damn carcasses. No one is gonna wanna eat those dirty fish birds.