50 Shades of Grey

[James77]

The wife sent me this earlier. Now she's onto me. 50 Shades of Grey Fishing Trip

Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for

many years.

A few days before the group’s annual departure date,

John’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he is not

going. John’s fishing buddies are very upset that he

can’t go, but what can they do?

Two days later the three get to the camping site to find

John sitting there with his tent set up, firewood

gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire, drinking a

cold beer.

“Heck John, how long you been here, and how did you

talk your missus into letting you go?”

“Well, I have been here since last night. Yesterday

evening, I was sitting in my recliner when my wife

came up behind me, put her hands over my eyes, and

asked, ‘Guess who?”‘ I pulled her hands off, and there

she was, wearing a nightie.

She took my hand and pulled me into the bedroom,

where she’d lit candles and put rose petals all over the

place. Well, she’s been reading ’50 shades of Grey’….

On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me

to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.

And then she said, ‘Do whatever you want.‘

So, boys, here I am!

[HTHM]

Isn't 50 shades of grey what a dog see when he looks at a map of the USA?

[cram]

That's great.

[Gerritt]

Lol thanks for the morning chuckle

[paul_614]

it's a dress