hammercarp Posted January 9, 2013 Report Posted January 9, 2013 Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence, she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking. Now that we are married, I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand-loading and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat."Tim gets this horrified look on his face.She says, "Darling , what's wrong?"”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"”I wasn't!“
Beans Posted January 10, 2013 Report Posted January 10, 2013 Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence, she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking. Now that we are married, I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand-loading and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat." Tim gets this horrified look on his face. She says, "Darling , what's wrong?" ”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.” "Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!" ”I wasn't!“ I actually Laughed out loud !...Good one Lorne...
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