Darwin Awards

[SirCranksalot]

The Darwins are out!!!!**

*Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.

*Here is the glorious winner:*

*1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.*

And now, the honorable mentions:

2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger..The chef's claim was approved.

3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Fargo , ND . returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.

4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies.

The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.

Edited November 20, 2012 by Knuguy

[fishindevil]

haha its called the thinning of the herd !!!

[Christopheraaron]

:rofl: the last ones pretty good.

[silveradosheriff]

:-)