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Will I Live to see 80?

 

Here's something to think about.

 

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing’ fairly well' for my age. (I will soon turn Sixty -Two).

 

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

 

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'

 

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

 

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

 

'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

 

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, fishing, hiking, or bicycling?'

 

'No, I don't,' I said.

 

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lots of sex?'

 

'No,' I said...

 

He looked at me and said,..

 

 

"Then, why do you even care?"

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Nice one !!!

On a recent visit to mine, i asked if he thought i was too heavy, He said"Nope, just a liitle on the short side. A man of your weighjt should be 37 feet tall"mellow.gif

 

And thats when i joined weight watcherswallbash.gif

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He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lots of sex?'

 

'No,' I said...

 

He looked at me and said,..

 

 

"Then, why do you even care?"

 

 

Im a gonner :worthy:

Posted
  On 8/19/2011 at 10:05 PM, Misfish said:

Im a gonner :worthy:

well my wife dosent have any of the top.... But she is diagnosed with with with M.S she also has 3 black tumors on her lower back!!! I been with her since i was 17 !! now i 43 now what???? but all the best to you,(I hope you an ur doctor is right!

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  On 8/19/2011 at 10:45 PM, Twocoda said:

The Doc should have taken his pulse...i think he was already gone but forgot to laydown

Hey where you been? Dont tell me fishing?LOL

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