Billy Bob Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 A redneck with a bucket full of live fish was approached by a game warden in Central Mississippi as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish.""Pet fish??" "Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home." "What a line of horse crap....you're under arrest." The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment Man. I'll show ya! We do this all the time!!" "WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!" The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?" "Well, WHUT?" said the redneck. The warden asked, "When are you going to call them back?" "Call who back?" "The FISH," replied the warden! "Whut fish?" asked the redneck. MORAL OF THE STORY: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees. You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 Sheesh Bob, i thought i was gonna read your Autobiography in this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Bob Posted May 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 Sheesh Bob, i thought i was gonna read your Autobiography in this thread YEP.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crossover Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaque Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 old So what? Thanks for posting, I'd never seen that one before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skidoosafari Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 yup heard this one before only it was a newfoundlander. still good for a laugh though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunker777 Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 hahahah Ive heard of plenty retiring to the North ! Still a good read though ! haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaque Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 North is where ill be headed when retirement comes. Although i may feel a little different about that in 25 years. Not like there will be any property available anyway lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ThisPlaceSucks Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 if you want to outsmart a government employee all you need to do is tell him it's time for coffee break and walk away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Bob Posted May 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 if you want to outsmart a government employee all you need to do is tell him it's time for coffee break and walk away. "OK everyone, coffee break is over, everyone into lunch".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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