silveradosheriff Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked humbly, "Jesus, I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War. Could you help me?" "Of course, my son," Jesus said. And, when he touched the man's back he felt relief for the first time in years. The second guy who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving , asked if Jesus could do anything about his poor eyesight. Jesus smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them into the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly. When Jesus turned to the third guy, the guy put his hands out defensively. "Don't touch me!" he cried. "I'm on a disability pension." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valerie Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 Another good joke keep'em commin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinS Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbog Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 If we're not fishing we might as well be laughing! another good one, keep 'em coming!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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