Squid Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 BLIND WAL-MART CLERK: A woman went to Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. Not knowing which one to get, she went to the counter and said to a sales clerk wearing very dark shades. "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He said, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know from the sound it makes." Unbelieving, she dropped it on the counter anyway. He said, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB test line. It's a good all-around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20.00." She: "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opened her purse, her credit card dropped on the floor. "Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he said. She bent down to pick it up and accidentally broke wind. She was really embarrassed, but then realized there is no way the blind clerk could tell who did it. The man rang up the sale and said, "That'll be $34.50 please." The woman was totally confused by this and asked, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?" He replied, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Hahahaha, thanks for the morning laugh Pete! Joey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mistyriver1 Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tootsie II Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Hey, I work part-time in Sports at Wal-Mart. Sure wish we had that guy on staff. He could sure help our department sales. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Clemens Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 That's a good one. I wonder if the clerk survived the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silveradosheriff Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Hmmm......wonder if that was the Mother-in-Law? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Posted March 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 That joke is soooo old, the last time I heard it....I laughed so hard......... I fell off my dinosaur!! Yep, that there is a old one Jed, but still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valerie Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 Its new to me very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinS Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 first time for me good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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