Fishing Joke

[Squid]

BLIND WAL-MART CLERK:

 

A woman went to Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. Not knowing which one to get, she went to the counter and said to a sales clerk wearing very dark shades. "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

 

He said, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know from the sound it makes." Unbelieving, she dropped it

on the counter anyway. He said, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB test line. It's a good all-around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."

 

She: "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opened her purse, her credit card dropped on the floor.

 

"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he said. She bent down to pick it up and accidentally broke wind. She was really embarrassed, but then realized there is no way the blind clerk could tell who did it.

 

The man rang up the sale and said, "That'll be $34.50 please." The woman was totally confused by this and asked, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?" He replied, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."

[Joey]

 

Hahahaha, thanks for the morning laugh Pete!

 

Joey

[Guest mistyriver1]

[Tootsie II]

Hey, I work part-time in Sports at Wal-Mart. Sure wish we had that guy on staff. He could sure help our department sales.

[Rich Clemens]

That's a good one. I wonder if the clerk survived the day.

[silveradosheriff]

Hmmm......wonder if that was the Mother-in-Law?

[Squid]

That joke is soooo old, the last time I heard it....I laughed so hard......... I fell off my dinosaur!!

 

 

Yep, that there is a old one Jed, but still funny.

[valerie]

Its new to me very funny.

[FinS]

first time for me good one