grt1 Posted November 28, 2010 Report Share Posted November 28, 2010 A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have ?" The guy says "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology. The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors. The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So... you gonna cheer for the Alouettes this year?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dondorfish Posted November 28, 2010 Report Share Posted November 28, 2010 Heard it before - but it was about the Leafs! Don Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Posted November 28, 2010 Report Share Posted November 28, 2010 "The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So... how come you're not drinking Old Millwaukies?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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