skeeter Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 <>A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says: 'Well, that's great...that's just great...Some has got my pen!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Bailey Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corvette1 Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 thats a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 ANYONE KNOW THE DIFF BETWEEN AN ORAL AND A RECTAL THERMOMETER??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 if it's red..it's for the head if it's blue.....poo......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 if it's red..it's for the head if it's blue.....poo......... Good one. Never thought od that, but no, its the taste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeeter Posted November 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 and you know this how, mercman??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercman Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 and you know this how, mercman??? you're just gonna have to trust me on this one skeet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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