How about a Tuesday chuckle? NF

[Headhunter]

) Good: A Caledon OPP policeman had a perfect spot to watch for

 

speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A

 

twelve year old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign,

 

which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'. The officer then found a young

accomplice

down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money.

 

(And as kids used to just sell lemonade!)

 

 

 

 

 

2) Better: A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding

through

an automated radar post in Kingston , ON . An $80 speeding ticket was

 

included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $80.

 

The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

 

 

 

 

 

3) Absolute Best: A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As

the

Ontario Provincial Policeman walked to her car window, flipping open

his

ticket book, she said, 'I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the

OPP

Ball.' He replied ' OPP don't have balls.' There was a moment of

 

silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He

then

closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was

laughing

too hard to start her car.

HH

[GBW]

those are good, thanks.

[hammercarp]

Perfect for a lunch time chuckle.

[Dozer]

You make it sound like these events have taken place.